Lee
A former Sony Online Entertainment employee that got fed up with being manipulated by fate into a variety of oddball and sometimes irrelevant experiences, Lee has decided that he no longer will let fate deal his hand and opts to take over the world. Now, armed with money garnered from a Ladies Auxiliary in Vancouver Washington, he is off to take over the world one country at a time with as little planning as possible.
Jerry
Jerry is Lee’s lifelong hetero-lifemate and a former character (the guys that stand in the suits) at Squirrely-Land (a thinly disguised ripoff of that other theme park with a rodent). Jerry is the calming and somewhat brighter but very placid influence on the group and is still not entirely sure why he is not at home as opposed to globetrotting and taking over the world. He wears as shirt emblazoned with NSFW, you figure that one out.
Phil
Phil spent two years locked in a cage as the inspiration for the mega-corporation that would become Twitter, needless to say he is annoyed. One day he contacted Lee and convinced Lee to bring him bird seed, Phil has rather been Lee’s master since then. He is brilliant and foul mouthed, two aspects that are hidden given that he speaks the same dialect of bird speak as Woodstock.
Deuce
The Prototype Kindle 2XM (Deuce for short-pronounced day-oose) was placed in someones luggage on the trip from Portland to San Francisco, but Lee accidentally grabbed that luggage as opposed to his own. As a result, Lee has only 1 outfit and a Kindle that sounds eerily like Hal 9000. Deuce has unfettered access to the Internet, 3000 sample books preloaded onto its system and an large ball mounted on top of the viewing screen (that serves no apparent purpose). He calls everyone Dave, for reasons that may never be explained.
